Liz: I don't want to be with Spencer!
Criss: And yet you're silent about Grant.

Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.

Jack

What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.

Jack

You wear the pants Liz. You don't necessarily pull them off, because of your hips, but you wear them.

Jenna

I heard her ask her bear who the die job is.

Avery

I could dip into my 401 K...is something I've heard old people say in commercials.

Liz

I'm sorry I taste like Korean cigarettes. Tobacco's the only thing with protein over there.

Avery

My love tank is empty!

Tracy

I'm too good for this crap, like when I sang at that children's hospital.

Jenna

I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom pooper.

Tracy

Never talk about a Black woman's leg size, not on babies, not on the Williams sisters, not on a mannequin at Avenue.

D'Fwan

We're higher up here, so the sun's electricity is stronger.

Gus

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

Jenna

Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.

Jenna