From now on you write and shoot the whole season in two weeks, like Wheel of Fortune or Fox News.

Jack

When did gum get so soft you sons of bitches?

Spokesman

You're being so transvaginal right now.

Liz

Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.

Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz.

You weren't the only student I dated, but you were the only one who shot my wife.

Gym Teacher

I watched like three MythBusters last night so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean.

Liz

KouchTown, sit down or get out of the way.

Spokesman

Sent from one of my four iPads? This guy sounds amazing.

Criss

All they teach us now is how to build roller coasters and Survivor challenges.

Durr

I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the first one here.

Tracy

Liz: Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
Jack: Kevin Garnett helped me move once. Kevin Costner cooked me dinner after a bad breakup.

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

Jenna

Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.

Jenna