30 Rock

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 6 Episode 16: "Nothing Left to Lose"

Tracy: It's a California Kong, which is two California Kings tied together with gorilla leather.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: You know what they say boys. If you can't stand the heat, get off of Mickey Rourke's sex grill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Your life is tied to the fate of the ring. It must be destroyed.
Pete: Are you quoting The Lord of the Rings?
Jack: No, I'm quoting myself talking to Bruce Willis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: You're still here! You didn't go to the store for milk and heroin and then never come back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: You're at rehearsal before me?
Tracy: Of course I am, Liz-Dad. I'm your good boy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: Look at us laughing together...like a couple of Jews watching The Daily Show.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: What do you know about revenge?
Kenneth: Well, the Bible says it's wrong, but it's the surprise hit of the season on ABC so I don't know!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Spaceman: So, if you do have an extreme reaction, please try to get it on video for my nephew's funny website.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Spaceman: You know they don't tell you this until after you've paid for medical school, but being a doctor is exactly like the game Operation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Your evaluation gave me pause.
Pete: Are you sure? Those look like hands to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: Oh my, it smells like Grandma's house at Christmas. That's when we found her dead on the toilet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Who has the time with work, family, hobbies, listing excuses?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 15: "The Shower Principle"

Hank: I fell asleep at a Raymour and Flanigan last week and a black family tried to buy me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Bottled water?
Hank: I'm not fancy like that, Jack If I get thirsty, I'll just drink the water from lunch I saved in my cheek.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I once pants-ed Deepak Chopra while Craig T. Nelson taped it. I don't meditate.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Meditation is a waste of time, time you could've spent reading that book he gave you on business lunches: Buffet...on Buffets.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Meditation is a waste of time, like learning French or kissing after sex.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Hazel: As the doctor said to me after my Hepatitis test, 'you got it, sweetheart!'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I don't need any more bad luck. Do you know how many mirrors I've smashed because I thought it was a blonde woman mocking me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Jenna accused me of trying to destroy her because her lines didn't have any K sounds, which she thinks is the funniest sound
Pete: Oh my God. My cousin Karl crashed his car. And now he is in a coma at the Kendall Clinic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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