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Son this isn't easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has...

Tracy

If you were my kid, I'd mail you back to the stork.

Colleen

That song - like everything - is about me.

Jenna

Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father.

Tracy

I never even taught him how to shave...an orangutan.

Tracy

Jacky and I know how we feel. We don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown, while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier.

Colleen

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

Liz

We found your name on a list she keeps folded up in her shoe.

Dr.

Something terrible has happened, and for once I'm not talking about the collapse of the middle class.

Tracy

I know the Woggles. My eight year old niece walked down the aisle to that song at her wedding.

Kenneth

I just wanna make you proud of me, LL-Dad-Liz-Dad.

Tracy

Liz: Why are you so heavy?
Tracy: Cause so much of me has died.

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30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.

Liz

His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.

Jenna