30 Rock

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 6 Episode 15: "The Shower Principle"

Hazel: Eyes down here, boys. I have breasts, you know?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I think Coca-Coola brand Diet Banana Lime causes Tayamaneh.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I bought a restaurant grade onion ringer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I started eating the onion part of my onion rings.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I started eating the lettuce under my onion rings.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 14: "Kidnapped by Danger"

Jenna: He reversed the parody. He normal Al'd us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Your insistence that the Jack character have an awesome catch phrase...
Jack: An idea that's off the charts, Kimosabe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Diana: Oh, you're still here.
Liz: That's what they all say.
 • Rating: Unrated

Diana: It's crass Jack, like personalized wedding vows or standing up in a pool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: My father wore this to his high school prom. The theme was Enchantment Under the Jim Crow Laws.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 13: "Grandmentor"

Jack Donaghy: Let's set aside how idiotic that plan was, and imagine a world where it actually worked!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: You think I'm stupid...just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: The male gaze.
Hazel: Yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Do not write another sketch with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hazel: What's your problem?
Kenneth: Oh my well, my parents were technically brothers...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hazel: Kenneth, can I speak with you?
Kenneth: Can you? You just did.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I thought you said a man should never wear pastel unless he's a black guy on Easter?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 12: "St. Patrick's Day"

Tracy: It sure is rewarding as a tv viewer when someone you're invested in shows growth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: I'm scared J Mo, and not just 'cause today's the day that guy that tried to kill me gets out of jail.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: This wasn't a party!
Dennis: Tell me about it. It sucked.
 • Rating: Unrated

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