Son this isn't easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has...


If you were my kid, I'd mail you back to the stork.


That song - like everything - is about me.


Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father.


I never even taught him how to orangutan.


Jacky and I know how we feel. We don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown, while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier.


If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.


We found your name on a list she keeps folded up in her shoe.


Something terrible has happened, and for once I'm not talking about the collapse of the middle class.


I know the Woggles. My eight year old niece walked down the aisle to that song at her wedding.


I just wanna make you proud of me, LL-Dad-Liz-Dad.


Liz: Why are you so heavy?
Tracy: Cause so much of me has died.

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

This thing's a real cash cow, unlike Cash Cow, the NBC spinoff of Cash Cab. You try riding a cow through midtown Manhattan, Lemon. The animal will panic.


Liz: Jenna accused me of trying to destroy her because her lines didn't have any K sounds, which she thinks is the funniest sound
Pete: Oh my God. My cousin Karl crashed his car. And now he is in a coma at the Kendall Clinic.