Navid: Just like the poster says: I'm not a rat. I'm a hero.
Liam: You're an idiot.

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Debbie: Did you forget something?
Ryan: Just my son.

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Annie: Love sucks.
Naomi: I'm getting that tattooed on my face.
Annie: Well, that'll keep the boys away.
Naomi: I doubt it.

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You know how they say no man is an island? I think every man is an island.

Ethan

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I think I have the hots for a nerd.

Naomi

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I said some hippie freaks were selling their crap; she probably wanted to go be with her people.

Naomi [about Ivy]

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Adrianna: I'm still trying to figure this thing out.
Gia: Step one: stop calling it "this thing."

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Dixon: This girl has you whipped and you're not even getting laid.
Liam: I know, it's like I'm dating Ivy.

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Will you have a baby with me, Teddy?

Silver

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I know I'm gay. I just need some time to process that.

Teddy

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Don't sleep through your chance to take a chipmunk to homecoming

Silver

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Harry: How will we pass the time? I've got an idea: sex. Lots of sex. Starting right now.

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