I call her the drug store.

Vinny G [referring to the gambling den concierge]

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The girl can't carry a tune but she makes up for it in enthusiasm.

Judd Ridge [referring to Naomi]

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How could you know he was a manwhore?

Silver [referring to Patrick]

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Things were so much easier when I knew what my life was going to look like.

Teddy

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Which one of you is pregnant?

Navid [to Teddy & Shane at wedding]

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This is the soundtrack to my nightmares.

Dixon

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It is not right for someone to stew in their sadness like this!

Adrianna

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A girl with a fake ID? Shocker!

Naomi

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Can't keep turning the other cheek forever. Gonna run out of cheeks.

Annie [to Naomi]

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There are worse things in life. Like not following your passion.

Nick

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I refuse to be like HopAlong SadBoy back there.

Navid

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