Popular 90210 Quotes
Look you're hot and all, but I'm exhausted so hop back on your mommy porn tour bus and get a real life.
Liam
Ironically people don't want a wild party girl planning their party.
Naomi
Teddy: Would you dance with me?
Marco: Who am I to refuse the king?
Little less flower, little more martini.
Silver
I am so sad and lonely being the only one that's loaded.
Naomi
I am so sorry that you're such a sexist ass.
Ivy
Ethan: Hey, girlfriend?
Annie: Yes, boyfriend?
Lila: Guess who.
Navid: Hilary Clinton.
Lila: Close.
Navid: Tila Tequila.
Lila: Closer.
Silver: I can't believe Naomi sent a private plane to bring you back to high school.
Teddy: Well when you use the words Naomi and high school in the same sentence, it pretty much makes anything believable.
Like recording some back up vocals to your song, or I could record the sound of you getting diabetes.
Dixon [to Michaela]
You know who needs to get shots? The heffer that impaled me!
Naomi
You're gonna ruin your lives. And the child's, too.
Mrs. Shirazi
