Annie: Your girlfriend faked a miscarriage. Sounds like a real winner.
Dixon: Go to Hell.

I want my first time to be with you.

Annie

Dixon: I wish I got alerts that let me know when crazy girls were approaching.
Teddy: I bet they have an app for that.
Dixon: And I bet it beats non-stop.

Harry: I know you're upset with your mom.
Dixon: Whatever. It's not like she's my real mom.

Navid: You scum bag.
Jasper: Good morning to you, too.

Annie: I love you.
Jasper: That's not your line.
Annie: I know.

Debbie: I didn't want you to get your heart broken and not trust women.
Dixon: Now I know one woman I can't trust.

Adrianna: I thought I wasn't your problem anymore.
Navid: I still care about you, okay?

Navid: I'm a tater tot man myself.
Dixon: Dude, you can't say "tater tot" and "man" in the same sentence.

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