I'm not calling our kid Jacques. I can already hear the kids at school calling him Jacques Strap.


We'll take my car. You look like you take a mini-van.

Jen [to Deb]

Naomi: Write, 'I wanna meet you at the hotel so we can get naked and nasty all night long.'
Silver: Naomi, we have to be subtle.
Naomi Right. Lose 'all night long.'

Annie: Are you living in your car?
Liam: The best thing about it is that you can change your view when it gets old.

Annie: Know what they do to rapists in less civilized societies? Snip. Snip.
Naomi: Sounds pretty civilized to me.

You sure they don't offer these hormones in Flintstones chewable?


I've been carrying her around for nine months. It's hard. I wanna see my feet.


Ryan: The last three weeks are all about the baby putting on weight.
Jen: Eww. Yuck. Who wants a chubby baby?

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