Whose online dating profile would get more hits, ex hooker or a teenage single mom?


You're Ryan Lochte. Standing in front of me shimmering like a gold medal.


I'm a DJ, I'm not trying to earn a merit badge!


Liam: I would kill to get some time away.
Navid: Time away from what? You're a movie star.

Oh my God, computer geeks are awesome. You'd be amazed at what other special talents they posses.


Max: You know what I'd love to do? Go camping.
Naomi: Outdoors like homeless people?

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