Max: I'm sorry Naomi. I'm flattered. You're just not my type.
Naomi: I'm everyone's type.

Naomi [to calendar himbo]: Hold that thought.
Himbo: What thought?

Max: That's like walking around with no underwear.
Naomi: What's wrong with that?

Liam: I guess I'm not comfortable with the whole gay thing.
Teddy: Yeah, neither am I.

Annie's gone feral!


Am I actually going to take the subway in LA or am I stoned?


Navid [after signing release]: I just want you to be happy.
Adrianna: It's a little too late for that.

Glad I came out and all but now I have no friends.


I don't use pot to self-medicate.


Annie [referring to Emily]: Nothing about that girl is real.
Adrianna, Silver & Naomi: Just like us?

Ade is like a baby...needs something shiny and new to distract her.


Adrianna: There is something you can do to help me.
Silver: What's that?
Adrianna: You can help me find the cheating whore who's ruining my life.

90210 Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Thank God for hemorrhoid cream.


Everything's as right as a 90 degree angle.

Max [in Naomi's dream]