Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy.
Adrianna: You sound bitchy!

Dixon: You do not have your own bowling ball!
Navid: What? It was for my Bar Mitzvah.

My own dad is [cock] blocking me.

Dixon

Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child?
Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?

School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.

Silver

Kelly: How many of your friends have kids?
Ryan: Let me count... zero.

We are just gonna have to bring a little Kansas to Beverly Hills - and we are gonna have fun. Because it's all about family.

Harry

It's chic to look post-rehab, didn't you know?

Silver
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