I got a crotch shot of one of the Hilton sisters. Maybe it was a Kardashian.


Eggs and toilet paper. That's how we cure a heartache where I'm from.


He's by the pool. Can you please get him out of here before he drinks that too?

Concierge [talking to Naomi & Holly while referring to superstar Mitchell Nash]

The past has a way of coming back whether we want it to or not.


Vanessa: Can I be honest with you?
Liam: Beats lying to me.

It's never too late to get it all back.

Adrianna [to Navid]

Being a pregnant teenager when it just ruins your life and doesn't get you a reality show?


Adrianna [reacting to Navid listening to country music]: Are you kidding me?
Navid: It's strangely soothing.

: If you Googled me, you'd crap yourself.

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