You know what would make me happy? Getting revenge on the skank he cheated with.


Annie: Nothing about you is innocent, Emily.
Emily: Who wants to 'single white female' who?

I think I have the hots for a nerd.


She won't stop until she destroys my entire life!


Teddy: Did he just hit on me?
Silver: Good things are going to start happening to Teddy.

You're the chick who stole the songs from the dead Mexican dude?

Nelly [to Adrianna]

I'll sing. I'll dance. I'll do whatever it takes.


You're nerding out all over our nice moment?


You are not lame. You're just human.


My bikini waxer is more spiritual than you, Guru.


Navid: I just got a genius idea on how to redeem the family name.
Dixon: Change it?

Looks like Teddy was born in the wrong era.


90210 Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Reality show producer: Naomi, the camera loves you.
Naomi: The feeling is mutual.

I'm surprised he can even get a side piece.

Naomi [on Navid cheating]