You know what would make me happy? Getting revenge on the skank he cheated with.

Adrianna

Annie: Nothing about you is innocent, Emily.
Emily: Who wants to 'single white female' who?

I think I have the hots for a nerd.

Naomi

She won't stop until she destroys my entire life!

Annie

Teddy: Did he just hit on me?
Silver: Good things are going to start happening to Teddy.

You're the chick who stole the songs from the dead Mexican dude?

Nelly [to Adrianna]

I'll sing. I'll dance. I'll do whatever it takes.

Adrianna

You're nerding out all over our nice moment?

Naomi

You are not lame. You're just human.

Max

My bikini waxer is more spiritual than you, Guru.

Naomi

Navid: I just got a genius idea on how to redeem the family name.
Dixon: Change it?

Looks like Teddy was born in the wrong era.

Student

90210 Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Reality show producer: Naomi, the camera loves you.
Naomi: The feeling is mutual.

I'm surprised he can even get a side piece.

Naomi [on Navid cheating]