Silver I never lied to you, I was lying to myself.

Teddy

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• Added: October 15, 2012

They're not hookers, they're adult film stars!

Navid

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• Added: October 15, 2012

This is a little reserved for Naomi, unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.

Silver

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• Added: October 15, 2012

What made you think it would be okay to bring hookers to my party?

Naomi

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• Added: October 15, 2012

I have this great guy who can literally gloss over anything. Like when I practically killed Silver, I am so sorry for that by the way.

Adrianna

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• Added: October 15, 2012

As Emily post might've said, when your homosexual best friend fathers your child, common etiquette dictates a suitable gift.

Silver

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• Added: October 15, 2012

If I could survive getting hit by a semi truck, I think I can handle a kiss.

Dixon [to Adrianna]

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Max it's our honeymoon, I'm not planning on wearing that much clothing.

Naomi

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• Added: October 15, 2012