Silver I never lied to you, I was lying to myself.

Teddy

They're not hookers, they're adult film stars!

Navid

This is a little reserved for Naomi, unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.

Silver

What made you think it would be okay to bring hookers to my party?

Naomi

I have this great guy who can literally gloss over anything. Like when I practically killed Silver, I am so sorry for that by the way.

Adrianna

As Emily post might've said, when your homosexual best friend fathers your child, common etiquette dictates a suitable gift.

Silver

If I could survive getting hit by a semi truck, I think I can handle a kiss.

Dixon [to Adrianna]

Max it's our honeymoon, I'm not planning on wearing that much clothing.

Naomi
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