Which one of you is pregnant?

Navid [to Teddy & Shane at wedding]

Things were so much easier when I knew what my life was going to look like.

Teddy

How could you know he was a manwhore?

Silver [referring to Patrick]

The girl can't carry a tune but she makes up for it in enthusiasm.

Judd Ridge [referring to Naomi]

I call her the drug store.

Vinny G [referring to the gambling den concierge]

I'm sorry we couldn't find your bro-purse.

Liam [to Navid]

I'm a dead man.

Navid

Some guy in a bikini must have walked off with your purse.

Liam [to Navid]

Surprise your boyfriend in Vegas? That sounds like a plan.

Naomi [to Annie]
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