Silver: I conquer this fear, I conquer all fears, right?
Adrianna: Totally, unless you die tragically.
Silver: What?!?!
Adrianna: Im kidding!

Hey Liam, nice balls.

Naomi

I hope this doesn't count as my last meal.

Liam

You gotta stop loving me so much, seriously we gotta get you a puppy or something.

Dixon [to Annie]

I'm 20 years old. I'm supposed to be the kid.

Silver

As the saying goes, the key to your husband's best friend and business partner's heart is through his stomach.

Naomi

Silver I never lied to you, I was lying to myself.

Teddy

They're not hookers, they're adult film stars!

Navid

This is a little reserved for Naomi, unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.

Silver

What made you think it would be okay to bring hookers to my party?

Naomi

I have this great guy who can literally gloss over anything. Like when I practically killed Silver, I am so sorry for that by the way.

Adrianna

As Emily post might've said, when your homosexual best friend fathers your child, common etiquette dictates a suitable gift.

Silver

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid