Season 1, Episode 1: "We're Not in Kansas Anymore"
Silver: It's not that I dont like her. I hate her. Naomi is the Anti-Christ.Annie: Well, the Anti-Christ didn't trash me in front of half a million people. You did.
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Ethan [on Naomi]: We're talking about me, and then all of a sudden it's about you.
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Tabitha: Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.
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Debbie [to Mrs. Clark]: I could drive you home and we could swap stories about Harry's penis.
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Naomi: Why are you always so mean to me?
Ryan: Who said I was mean? [to bartender} She's underage. Don't serve. I guess that was mean. Oops.
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Naomi: Early birthday present for myself, from myself. Aren't I nice?
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Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.
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Tabitha: I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.
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Tabitha [on fighting philosophy]: Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.
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Ryan: Looks like principal's kid has some game.
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