90210 Season 1 Quotes (Page 10)
Season 1 Episode 2: "Lucky Strike"

Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child?
Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Silver: School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kelly: How many of your friends have kids?
Ryan: Let me count... zero.
• Rating: Unrated
Harry: We are just gonna have to bring a little Kansas to Beverly Hills - and we are gonna have fun. Because it's all about family.
• Rating: Unrated
Silver: It's chic to look post-rehab, didn't you know?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1 Episode 1: "We're Not in Kansas Anymore"

Harry: I'm the first to admit that I wasn't the greatest guy back then.
Debbie: I'm more concerned with the kind of guy you are now.
• Rating: Unrated
Debbie: There's a lot of temptation here. I'm concerned about how it's gonna affect the kids.
• Rating: Unrated
Harry [to Dixon]: I'm trying to figure out when to be your principal and when to be your dad.
• Rating: Unrated
Naomi: Are you breaking up with me?
Ethan: I'm breaking up with us.
• Rating: Unrated
Debbie: I said yes to a date on a school night, which I thought was pretty cool of me.
• Rating: Unrated
Navid: They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ethan: At least I got someone who cares enough about me to slap me. Better than you and your hand.
• Rating: Unrated
Navid: My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.
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Ryan: Four and a half. That is a wonderful age... I don't know if that's true. I just hear people say it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: Everyone comes with some baggage.
Kelly: I don't really consider my son baggage.
• Rating: Unrated
Silver: See ya around, Cheetah Girls. Try not to break a nail!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Annie: He has a jet, Silver. A jet! It's like I'm Pretty Woman, only I'm not a whore.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Naomi: The harder the slap, the harder they rub back.
• Rating: Unrated
Random girl: I'm so sorry that happened to you. I don't know why people cheat.
Naomi: Who are you and why are you talking to me?
• Rating: Unrated
Silver [to Annie]: If Ty Collins is in to you, you should be in to Ty Collins. So to speak.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Season 1 Quotes: 241
Total 90210 Quotes: 1116