90210

90210 Season 1 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 1 Episode 1: "We're Not in Kansas Anymore"

Ryan: You''re too easy. Anyone ever tell you that?
Kelly: Not lately.
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Naomi: It was a fabulous party. I just expect to see you there, with all your morals and everything.
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Ethan: Do you want me to kick his ass? Because I could totally do that for you.
Annie: He'd kill you. But thanks for the thought!
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Annie [on long distance break up with Jason]: We are both geographically undesirable.
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Tabitha: I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virgnia does. We've slept with all the same people.
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Tabitha: My damn computer froze up again.
Harry: What did you spill on it this time, Mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean... iced tea.
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Dixon: This place definitely doesn't suck.
Annie: Welcome to California.
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Ethan [to Annie]: I was trying to find that guy you liked a couple summers ago.
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Silver: There's a whole world outside of Beverly Hills.
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Naomi: Is it true? Are you cheating on me? Don't lie to me.
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Navid: You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!
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Debbie: Sometimes I feel like we bend over backwards for Dixon, but we don't do the same for Annie.
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Annie: You sound like a spoiled brat.
Naomi: Well you sounds like a spoiled bitch. And just so we're clear, you're completely disinvited to my birthday party!
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Annie: Do you remember what I told you I liked about you the first time we met?
Ethan: That I was frightfully honest.
Annie: Yeah. I'm just wondering what happened to that guy I liked from a couple summers ago. Because this new one is an ass.
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Dixon: When I'm on the field, when he talks to me after the game, it's like something we have together... like we're really father and son.
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Silver: That's what a blog is supposed to do: cause problems.
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Silver: It's not that I dont like her. I hate her. Naomi is the Anti-Christ.
Annie: Well, the Anti-Christ didn't trash me in front of half a million people. You did.
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Ethan [on Naomi]: We're talking about me, and then all of a sudden it's about you.
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Tabitha: Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.
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Debbie [to Mrs. Clark]: I could drive you home and we could swap stories about Harry's penis.
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