90210

90210 Season 1 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 14: "By Accident"

Ethan: Five minutes on stage, in front of people... I'd start sweating more than I do in an entire lacrosse game.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: I think my Dead Poet's Society days are over. I just gotta do a job and cash a pay check.
 • Rating: Unrated

Silver: The phrase 'gag me' comes to mind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 12: "Hello, Goodbye, Amen"

Tabitha: Believe me, dear, when the topic of discussion is money, drinking always helps
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Maybe I will sell some of Charles' art. There is a Damian Hurst that I couldn't wait to get out of my bathroom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: (talking about Tracy) Thank you for not stabbing her to death with a pencil.
Debbie: If you had scissors on your desk, it would be a different story.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dixon: Want to get some lunch?
Silver: Yes. But first I'm just finishing up a piece on my creepy custodian guy. You know, the one with the lazy eye? I'm fairly certain he was checking out my ass this morning. But then again, maybe he was just tired.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dixon: Christina came along and she exposed me to some really amazing things. But, I know you hate her.
Silver: Okay, well hate is a very strong word. Loathe and detest, maybe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Silver: I need you to do one thing for me.
Dixon: I know. I'll never lie to you again.
Silver: No, not that. Introduce me to Denzel!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 11: "That Which We Destroy"

Kelly: Girlfriends are like plants. Yes and guys are like cut flowers. You know. Sure they're pretty and they small nice most of the time. But they don't last. Yes and a plant or a friend, if you nurture it and take care of it, it grows and it lasts a long long time. Does this make sense? Is this helping at all?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Naomi: Fortunately for you, I speak fluent Sidekick.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tabitha: Now I have to reconfigure all my maths. Dixon, if I want to be... 54, how old do I have to say I was when I had your father now that he has a 25-year-old son he conceived when he was 18?
Dixon: Eleven.
Tabitha: Hum... that's a little unseemly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: [Is this skirt] too short?
Silver: Let's just say you're gonna need two hairdos for that outfit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Naomi [to Annie, about Ethan]: Enjoy my sloppy seconds!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Silver: Annie, do not engage the scary blonde chick.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Naomi: Annie is a whore who went out with my boyfriend when I asked her not to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ethan: Hey, girlfriend?
Annie: Yes, boyfriend?
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Harry: I feel like I have a son and I haven't been any sort of father to him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tabitha: Are you one of those patriotic Americans I hear so much about?
 • Rating: Unrated

Debbie: Eat a pig in a blanket.
Tabitha: What does she mean by that? Is that some sort of Kansas-style vulgarity?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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