Ethan: Hey, girlfriend?
Annie: Yes, boyfriend?

I feel like I have a son and I haven't been any sort of father to him.


Are you one of those patriotic Americans I hear so much about?


Debbie: Eat a pig in a blanket.
Tabitha: What does she mean by that? Is that some sort of Kansas-style vulgarity?

Annie: Annie: Face it. Dad's a hypocrite. He tells us not to have sex, but when he was in high school, he got Tracy pregnant. Okay, plus, did you see the way he kept, like, glancing at Mom the entire time? What was she doing, holding his cue cards?

Adrianna: That was pretty sappy.
Navid: That's one of the side effects of being a nice guy.

You're kind of an amazing kisser.

Adrianna [to Navid]

Don't sleep through your chance to take a chipmunk to homecoming


I'm gonna get us some fruity, crappy, non alcoholic drinks... woohoo!


Tabitha: Tou could take on Tracy. When it comes to class, brains, and beauty, my dear, she's no match for you
Debbie: Tabitha, I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
Tabitha: That's okay, I won't remember it in the morning

I didn't know Kansas women didn't have cajones


[Harry holds up two shirts to Debbie]
Harry: Sweetheart, which one?
Debbie: Well the green goes better what with I'm wearing, and I want remind Tracy that we go together just in case she gets confused

90210 Season 1 Quotes

Ethan: Wouldn't you rather save yourself for someone who cares about you?
Annie: I tried that. Didn't work out.

I am such a gynormous idiot.