Never, in the history of mankind, has a guy that got the crap kicked out of him felt as fantastic as I do.

Liam

Is this a relationship or The Bourne Identity?

Ian [to Teddy]

I know I'm gay. I just need some time to process that.

Teddy

It's hard for me to see you with him because I'm in love with you. I've loved you for a long time.

Liam [to Annie]

Ivy [to Laurel]: I really need you to love me, that's all.
Laurel: That's something I can do. I can love the Hell out of you.

I just had the most horrible nightmare ever. I was at the Grammys and I was wearing the same dress as Miley Cyrus. I'm literally shaking.

Adrianna

I can't stop thinking about you, Silver. Is what I'm feeling all in my head?

Navid

So they don't remake The Odd Couple starring you and me? It's okay, I'll live.

Ivy [to Naomi]

There is no we, Victor. There is me and there is you who works for me.

Adrianna

All my success would mean nothing without you.

Adrianna [to Navid]

Dixon: This girl has you whipped and you're not even getting laid.
Liam: I know, it's like I'm dating Ivy.

I'm gonna paddle out to the water. It looked pretty easy on Blue Crush. I watched half of it last night.

Naomi

90210 Season 3 Quotes

Remind me to tell you about my liaison with Rob Pattinson. He bites.

Naomi

Deb: These are allergies.
Annie: And what are you allergic to, mom?
Deb: Senior year.