90210

90210 Season 3 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3 Episode 10: "Best Lei'd Plans"

Ryan: She is frightening. I think it's because she looks so much like Christopher Walken.
Deb: It's uncanny.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 9: "They're Playing Her Song"

Debbie: Did you forget something?
Ryan: Just my son.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Naomi: Hey, those aren't awful shoes.
Debbie: Thanks.
Naomi: I mean, I'd rather shave my eyebrows than wear them, but for you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: Where's the underwear part?
Naomi: They're crotchless.
 • Rating: Unrated

Naomi: He's a college guy. If you wanna lock him down, you gotta give him the key. To...
Annie: I get it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Debbie: What can we do to bring you down to mildly panicked?
Ryan: Rub a little whiskey on my gums?
 • Rating: Unrated

Adrianna: Are we going to another beach? Does it have shade? Because I'm not allowed to get freckles.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 8: "Mother Dearest"

Jen: How barbaric is breast-feeding? I mean save it for National Geographic, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liam: Trying to understand rich kids is like trying to understand LeBron James, the more you talk about it the angrier you get.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 6: "How Much is That Liam in the Window"

Ivy: I'm upset because my mother is a whore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adrianna: Either I've been out of school too long, or the People magazine crosswords have gotten harder.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dixon [to Liam]: Do the pants come off at any point, or is this the whole show?
 • Rating: Unrated

Naomi: If you show up with a raincoat and nothing underneath...
Annie: I'm not wearing a raincoat.
Naomi: Fine. Be a prude.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 5: "Catch Me If You Cannon"

Ryan: I'm not calling our kid Jacques. I can already hear the kids at school calling him Jacques Strap.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jen [to Deb]: We'll take my car. You look like you take a mini-van.
 • Rating: Unrated

Naomi: Write, 'I wanna meet you at the hotel so we can get naked and nasty all night long.'
Silver: Naomi, we have to be subtle.
Naomi Right. Lose 'all night long.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: Are you living in your car?
Liam: The best thing about it is that you can change your view when it gets old.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: Know what they do to rapists in less civilized societies? Snip. Snip.
Naomi: Sounds pretty civilized to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: You sure they don't offer these hormones in Flintstones chewable?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jen: I've been carrying her around for nine months. It's hard. I wanna see my feet.
 • Rating: Unrated

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