Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.

Skye: Sweet ride.
Coulson: I earned a little good will from Direct Fury when I got hit right before the battle of New York.
Skye: You took a bullet?
Coulson: "ish".

I'm doing what we always do. We're going to fix this. Together.

Fitz

The name they gave me at the orphanage was Mary Sue Poots

Skye

Coulson: Go ahead, say it.
May: I don't do petty.
Coulson: But you called it. I trusted my gut even though you said she was a risk.
May: When someone breaks into my house, I usually don't invite them to stay. But that's me.
Coulson: That's me too. Then that alien staff when through my heart.
May: Sure it didn't go through the brain?
Coulson: You really don't do comforting either do you?

Simmons is probably smarter, technically. But that’s because she like homework more than life itself.

Fitz

Don't do anything rash while I'm gone, like jump out of an airplane.

Fitz

If I come out, will you shoot me? 'Cause then I won't come out.

Coulson

Ward: I know Director Fury felt he owes you after you scarified yourself.
Coulson: And my card collection.

We still need to iron out the kinks, but Ward you can speak 6 languages, Simmons you have 2 PHD's in fields I cannot pronounce, and Fitz you ARE a rocket scientist, so work it out.

Coulson

You can't walk away from this. With great power comes.... a ton of weird crap you are not prepared to deal with.

Skye

Coulson: Have you seen Skye?
Ward: Not since weapons training.
Coulson: She stop saying bang when she pulls the trigger?
Ward: Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.