Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.

Skye: Sweet ride.
Coulson: I earned a little good will from Direct Fury when I got hit right before the battle of New York.
Skye: You took a bullet?
Coulson: "ish".

The name they gave me at the orphanage was Mary Sue Poots

Skye

I'm doing what we always do. We're going to fix this. Together.

Fitz

If I come out, will you shoot me? 'Cause then I won't come out.

Coulson

We still need to iron out the kinks, but Ward you can speak 6 languages, Simmons you have 2 PHD's in fields I cannot pronounce, and Fitz you ARE a rocket scientist, so work it out.

Coulson

Simmons is probably smarter, technically. But that’s because she like homework more than life itself.

Fitz

Don't do anything rash while I'm gone, like jump out of an airplane.

Fitz

Ward: I know Director Fury felt he owes you after you scarified yourself.
Coulson: And my card collection.

Coulson: Go ahead, say it.
May: I don't do petty.
Coulson: But you called it. I trusted my gut even though you said she was a risk.
May: When someone breaks into my house, I usually don't invite them to stay. But that's me.
Coulson: That's me too. Then that alien staff when through my heart.
May: Sure it didn't go through the brain?
Coulson: You really don't do comforting either do you?

Skye: What is an "O 84"
Coulson: You have exactly 10 minutes to decide if you want to know.
Skye: There is no way we can get back to the airfield in 10 mins.
Coulson: [presses button] The tide is rising.

I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me. It makes me feel nice.

Simmons
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Discovery requires experimentation and this experiment will take time.

Whitehall

Skye: What is an "O 84"
Coulson: You have exactly 10 minutes to decide if you want to know.
Skye: There is no way we can get back to the airfield in 10 mins.
Coulson: [presses button] The tide is rising.