Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.

I'm doing what we always do. We're going to fix this. Together.


Skye: Sweet ride.
Coulson: I earned a little good will from Direct Fury when I got hit right before the battle of New York.
Skye: You took a bullet?
Coulson: "ish".

The name they gave me at the orphanage was Mary Sue Poots


If I come out, will you shoot me? 'Cause then I won't come out.


Simmons is probably smarter, technically. But that’s because she like homework more than life itself.


Coulson: Go ahead, say it.
May: I don't do petty.
Coulson: But you called it. I trusted my gut even though you said she was a risk.
May: When someone breaks into my house, I usually don't invite them to stay. But that's me.
Coulson: That's me too. Then that alien staff when through my heart.
May: Sure it didn't go through the brain?
Coulson: You really don't do comforting either do you?

Don't do anything rash while I'm gone, like jump out of an airplane.


Ward: I know Director Fury felt he owes you after you scarified yourself.
Coulson: And my card collection.

We still need to iron out the kinks, but Ward you can speak 6 languages, Simmons you have 2 PHD's in fields I cannot pronounce, and Fitz you ARE a rocket scientist, so work it out.


Trust me, I'll have a major freak out later.


Agent Ward and I been having sex.


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Coulson: You had a near death experience.
May: It was a death experience. And I'm over it.
Coulson Well, I'm not over mine.

You said if you needed some ghost bustin...

Robbie [to Mack]