Long time no see.

Ward

Guess being a douchebag runs in the family.

Skye

Ward: Are you familiar with the term slam and cram?
Fitz: No and I don't think I want to be.

Senator Ward: The American people are looking for a simple enemy Mr. Coulson. It's what makes them feel safe.
Coulson: And how do you think they'd feel if they knew your brother was HYDRA? That's an awfully complicated idea to grasp. Especially in an election year.
Senator Ward: Are you threatening me Mr. Coulson?
Coulson: No, I'm telling you I have your brother in my basement.

Ward: Why should I trust you?
Garrett: You shouldn't. Ever. Especially me.

May gave specific instructions, you go on a date with a crazy wall I have to chaperone.

Skye

The people who put these ops together are the best of the best. They know what they're doing.

Coulson

Dr. Hall: SHIELD? Your search for an unlimited power source brought an alien invasion.
Coulson: Fair point.

Maria Hill: Get your people we have to move.
Coulson: We?

Everyone's wearing the same suit. Can someone tell me why?

Skye

We have to stick together, keep the people we trust close by.

Fitz

I am not a good man, Syke

Ward

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.