Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Simmons: This is the victim's brain.
Coulson: It looks like a burnt baked potato.
I’m tired of secrets. So I’m glad we’re here, I need to root out all the secrets.
Coulson
Coulson: Alright what’s up?
May: You tell me?
Coulson: You’re talking, more than ever.
Ward: It’s strategic.
Simmons: It’s adorable.
Skye: The Tin Man has a heart after all.
Skye: Wow, look at them, the popular kids. Who knew?
Ward: I did.
I even let them tag me like a stray dog.
Skye
Coulson: We'll be making the calls, picking the ops, no red tape. [looks around] This is where they actually make the red tape isn't it?
May: You're really just asking me to drive the bus?
Coulson: No. [smiles] It's a really nice bus.
Skye: Are you Ok? I heard what you were saying back there.
Coulson: It wasn't real. They were just messing with my head.
Dr. Garner: I haven't worked with S.H.I.E.L.D. in a long while. I moved on for a reason.
May: It's a different S.H.I.E.L.D., Coulson's the director now.
Dr. Garner: Okay, but why me? Is this Skye that bad?
May: She's that good; good agent.
Coulson: I heard what you did for me. I think it’s time that we remove this. [speaks to bracelet] Disengage bracelet.
Skye: Are you kidding me?
Coulson: I though you like that.
My entire life I've been searching for my parents, and my search ended with answers that are so much worse than I could have imagined.
Skye
Coulson: You agree with her. You think Skye is more than we can handle.
Agent May: Look, most of the time, I believe what I see, you know that but...
Coulson: But?
Agent May: You died. You were brought back, with a map to a city encoded in your DNA. Our team's first mission.
Coulson: We picked up Skye.
Agent May: Last week, we took her to that city. I can't help but remember what Lumley said. Wherever Skye goes...
Coulson: Death follows.