Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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I wanted it to be a person. Some super powered psychopath. Someone I could hurt. Someone I could punish. That I could do. What I can't do is protect you guys from stuff I can't even see or understand.
Ward
You should know, I'm not a fan of being poked.
Coulson
Hill: Then New York was invaded by aliens, and they were beaten back by among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the 40s, and a god.
Ward: I don't think Thor is technically a god
Hill: You haven't been near his arms.
You and Simmons are so tight, it's like you're psychically linked.
Skye
Guard: Kids got balls.
Skye: Thanks, but yuck.
Quinn: But do you have what it takes to pull the trigger?
Skye: Nope. [leaps out the window]
Ward: And the attackers?
Coulson: Invisible.
Skye: Wait Invisible? So cool, but terrible.
Agent Hill did a very detailed assessment of your last three missions. Combat, top grades; Espionage, highest marks since Agent Romenoff. Under people skills, she drew what I think is a little poop, with knives sticking out of it.
Coulson
Coulson: Maybe I should learn to fly. It's not too late right? I could learn. What do you like best, freedom, the view?
May: The solitude.
Coulson: Got it.
Coulson: You forget, I saw plenty of action with The Avengers.
May: [Coulson walks off] And you died.
Ward: She's a groupy, all the hacking into SHIELD, tracking powers. She might as well be one of those sweaty Cosplay characters crowding around Stark tower.
Skye: WHAT?! I would... [whispers] it was just one time.
Skye: Usually one person doesn't solve the solution, but 100 people with 1% of the solution that will get it done. I think thats beautiful, pieces solving a puzzle.
Ward: You and I see the world differently.
You can't walk away from this. With great power comes.... a ton of weird crap you are not prepared to deal with.
Skye
