Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Ward: Skye, the girl is not qualified to be a Shield agent.
Coulson: That's why I invited her on as a consultant. Shield does it all the time. Technically Stark is a consultant.
Skye: Sweet ride.
Coulson: I earned a little good will from Direct Fury when I got hit right before the battle of New York.
Skye: You took a bullet?
Coulson: "ish".
Skye: I don't even know where we are going.
Coulson: Peru. That's where the 084 was reported.
Skye: And an 0-8-4 is?
Coulson: Object of unknown origin, kind of like you. Team goes in determines if it's useful or poses a threat. Last one turned out to be pretty interesting.
Skye: What was the last one?
Coulson: A hammer.
Ward: Where's your side arm?
May: If I need a gun, I'll take one.
Ward: Right, I forgot I was working with "The Calvary."
May: Don't ever call me that.
We still need to iron out the kinks, but Ward you can speak 6 languages, Simmons you have 2 PHD's in fields I cannot pronounce, and Fitz you ARE a rocket scientist, so work it out.
Coulson
Skye: Usually one person doesn't solve the solution, but 100 people with 1% of the solution that will get it done. I think thats beautiful, pieces solving a puzzle.
Ward: You and I see the world differently.
Ward: And the attackers?
Coulson: Invisible.
Skye: Wait Invisible? So cool, but terrible.
Ward: I know Director Fury felt he owes you after you scarified yourself.
Coulson: And my card collection.
Coulson: You forget, I saw plenty of action with The Avengers.
May: [Coulson walks off] And you died.
Coulson: We need a reset here Fitz. Fitz?
Simmons: Saying his name repeatedly, does not increase productive.
Coulson: Dr. Hall, Agent Coulson, we have an exit strategy.
Dr. Hall: SHIELD?
Coulson: Yes sir. We let's get you out of here.
Dr. Hall: Well, I'm sorry Mr. Coulson; I'm right where I'm supposed to be.
Coulson: I'll be honest. Our strategy did not take into consideration you saying that.
Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.
