The name they gave me at the orphanage was Mary Sue Poots

Skye

We have to stick together, keep the people we trust close by.

Fitz

Trust me, I'll have a major freak out later.

Coulson

If I come out, will you shoot me? 'Cause then I won't come out.

Coulson

Maria Hill: Get your people we have to move.
Coulson: We?

Hail Hydra

Skye

Ward: Why should I trust you?
Garrett: You shouldn't. Ever. Especially me.

Watch out HYDRA, here we come.

May

Long time no see.

Ward

Ward: What are you feeling?
Garrett: The universe.

It's not just an 0-8-4, it's the first and all Fury knew about it was the trails of bodies that followed it.

Coulson

Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.