Alcatraz "Pilot" Quotes
Diego: Is anyone else's head exploding right now?
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Diego: So, you built the bat cave underneath Alcatraz.
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Rebecca: Now give me your gun and I won't blow your brains out.
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Emerson: Welcome to Alcatraz.
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E.B.: Remember, this is Alcatraz. Things can always get worse.
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Diego: Diego Soto. Will you marry me?
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Emerson: Run along and play now.
Rebecca: Thanks for being a d**k about it.
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Chief: Have you been hearing any words I've been saying?
Rebecca: I respect you too much to say "yes."
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Total Quotes: 8