Dorian: His vitals suggest he is lying.
John: Yep.
Dorian: Or, he doesn't like you very much.
John: Add him to the list with kids and cats.

Looking at that bot on Rudy's table makes me think who is going to remember me?

Dorian

John: Don't scan my testicles ever again.
Dorian: Copy that.

John: I like smart women. Women who are smarter than me.
Dorian: That shouldn't be too hard.

Dorian: You know what I love best about you? Your punctuality.
John: What's that supposed to mean?
Dorian: You're late. And the car smells like olive oil

Dorian: Did you just hang up on Captain Maldonado?
John: Yeah. Boring conversation anyway.
Dorian: I just love that you wear your insubordination like it's a virtue.

Dorian: I said magenta.
John: It was magenta!
Dorian: I said magenta. That was lavender.
John: The hell's magenta? There's 50 shades of purple in there!

Rudy: Chewing gum? Really? Would you fix a race car with chewing gum?
John: Uh, yeah, if it was busted and I needed to win a race.

John: Let's go get some noodles.
Dorian: You are aware that I don't eat.
John: Perfect. I'm buying. Let's roll.

Maldonado: You can't cook ramen.
John: Hey, I can cook ramen! Okay, I can order ramen.

It's about passion. Passion in your work. It's science, yes, but it's also an art. Ingredients are ingredients, but if you go quiet and you just listen, they start to talk back to you and they tell you what they need and the whole becomes greater than the sum of the parts...if you approach your work with reverence and pour your very soul into it, it starts to get a life of its own, and dare I say, you can grow very fond of that creation.

Rudy

John: There are a few rules.
Rudy: Such as...
John: First of all, you gotta promise me not to embarrass me, okay? Second of all, don't talk about your test tubes.
Rudy: Is that a euphemism? No. Is there a third rule?
John: Yeah, pretend we just met.

Almost Human Quotes

Maldonado: 'Kennex should return to duty never.'
John: Never? Well that's a long time.

Richard, I know this won't be easy for you, but don't be a prick.

Valerie