American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
Iris: You don't miss a thing do you?
Liz: You see everything when the world doesn't see you.
Poor Shelby! I feel like a part of me has died with her! Oh my god.
Audrey
If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a handjob or something.
Queenie
Either crown me or kiss my ass.
Madison
You're missing the point. The point is in this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.
Fiona
Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.
Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.
Myrtle: You can't talk to me like that. I'm your elder.
Madison: Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drag this Coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.
Violet: Good people don't just have a bad day and start shooting people.
Teacher: Maybe he wasn't a good person.
You know what I can't wait for? To hunt Kendall Jenner. Bitch blew me off once at Coachella. Can I kill her?
Tristan
Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!
Else
I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.
Constance
The Monsignor: Please, Jude, don't be childish.
Jude: Childish? Hell, I'm the Queen of Candyland.
I'm finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in.
Vivien
