I'm the son of Bloody Face.

Johnny

There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus!

Killer Santa

When witches don't fight, we burn.

Fiona

Well, hot damn.

Lana

I'm finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in.

Vivien

Madison: Who are you?
Fiona: You know, I gotta hand it to you. A Bus flip. That's not easy, but you were a sloppy little witch bitch.
Madison: Go to hell you stupid hag.

I'm starting to look less Samantha and more Endora every day.

Fiona

Once I knew that Hugo cheated, he was no more to me than dog shit.

Constance

If I wanted you dead, you would be.

Marie Laveau

Are you crazy? I never loved you. I endured you. For the sake of my family.

Constance

It was an accident. And, you will find love again. A strange and unexpected love.

Nan

Madame LaLaurie: Maid? Have you have any idea with whom you are speaking?
Fiona: Yes, the maid. Unless you want to go back in the box.

American Horror Story Quotes

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance