American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
I'm the son of Bloody Face.
Johnny
There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus!
Killer Santa
When witches don't fight, we burn.
Fiona
Well, hot damn.
Lana
I'm finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in.
Vivien
Madison: Who are you?
Fiona: You know, I gotta hand it to you. A Bus flip. That's not easy, but you were a sloppy little witch bitch.
Madison: Go to hell you stupid hag.
I'm starting to look less Samantha and more Endora every day.
Fiona
Once I knew that Hugo cheated, he was no more to me than dog shit.
Constance
If I wanted you dead, you would be.
Marie Laveau
Are you crazy? I never loved you. I endured you. For the sake of my family.
Constance
It was an accident. And, you will find love again. A strange and unexpected love.
Nan
Madame LaLaurie: Maid? Have you have any idea with whom you are speaking?
Fiona: Yes, the maid. Unless you want to go back in the box.