You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying.

Fiona

• Permalink: You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

I'd get out while you still can, Jughead.

Fiona

• Permalink: I'd get out while you still can, Jughead.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sally: You telling us to stop telling guests is like Colonel Sanders telling people to stop eating chicken.
James: I'm not familiar with your military friend.

• Permalink: I'm not familiar with your military friend.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Don't forget to rate me five stars. Please.

Madison

• Permalink: Don't forget to rate me five stars. Please.
• Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

[to the Countess] Come on. Let's stay in. We can binge watch House of Cards!

Donovan

• Permalink: Come on. Let's stay in. We can binge watch House of Cards!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

We are under siege. Our lives, our very existence is always at risk. Know this. Or, face extinction.

Cordelia Fox

• Permalink: We are under siege. Our lives, our very existence is always at r...
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Kit's kid: Daddy?
Kit: Daddy will be there in a minute.

• Permalink: Daddy? Daddy will be there in a minute.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

If you want a stiff one, come over here.

Axeman

• Permalink: If you want a stiff one, come over here.
• Rating: 2.8 / 5.0

Audrey [about Shelby]: Fiery and pathetic. It's exactly how I played her.
Rory: Nailed it.

• Permalink: Nailed it.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

I just want the gristle and fat, bitch!

Katen

• Permalink: I just want the gristle and fat, bitch!
• Rating: 1.3 / 5.0

I'm Beverly motherfucking Hope, and you're gonna wanna get the hell out of my way.

Beverly

• Permalink: I'm Beverly motherfucking Hope, and you're gonna wanna get the hell out of my way.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Welcome to Trump's America, motherfuckers!

Gary

• Permalink: Welcome to Trump's America, motherfuckers!
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0