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American-horror-story

There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.

Constance

There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.

Joe

Tour Guide: The Montgomery murder-suicide was only the first of many to occur behind these bloody walls.
Marcy: Let's not put that on the listing.

I'm finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in.

Vivien

I am so proud of you, Addy. I admire you so for what you were able to overcome. And I think you were beautiful. Addy, I think you were the most beautiful girl I ever met.

Constance

Violet: Gross!
Tate: You're right, it is. You mutilating yourself.
Violet: You do it.
Tate: Not any more. Promise me you'll never cut yourself again.
Violet: I promise.

Violet: Good people don't just have a bad day and start shooting people.
Teacher: Maybe he wasn't a good person.

Believe me, Mr. Joe, I'm not like any household help you've known. You'll never want to leave this house.

Moira

Ever since you got here, this is the better place.

Tate
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