American Horror Story

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Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!

Else

Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!

Your silence is utterly provocative, but you'll have to earn your keep, Clown.

Dandy

Either crown me or kiss my ass.

Madison

There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.

Constance

Gloria: But how about a grand baby? That would be so fun for us.
Dandy: Never. Babies are more boring than anything!

Violet: Gross!
Tate: You're right, it is. You mutilating yourself.
Violet: You do it.
Tate: Not any more. Promise me you'll never cut yourself again.
Violet: I promise.

I am so proud of you, Addy. I admire you so for what you were able to overcome. And I think you were beautiful. Addy, I think you were the most beautiful girl I ever met.

Constance

I'm finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in.

Vivien

Marcy: I'm so glad you brought me on this tour, Vivien. It's given me hope.
Vivien: How?
Marcy: No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find somebody out there to buy the house.

I need that house. I NEED IT. It's the only place I have a chance of being happy. With HER.

Larry

Violet: Good people don't just have a bad day and start shooting people.
Teacher: Maybe he wasn't a good person.

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American Horror Story Quotes

Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!

Else

Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!

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