American Horror Story

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX
American horror story

Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!

Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!

Else

Your silence is utterly provocative, but you'll have to earn your keep, Clown.

Dandy

Well, unless you got pony legs under those trousers or a double ding dong...

Jimmy

Desiree: Three titties, proper girl parts and a dingaling. I'm a full blown hermaphrodite. Put that on
your banner.
Elsa: My word. What does that make you?
Dell: The happiest man on earth.

Gloria: But how about a grand baby? That would be so fun for us.
Dandy: Never. Babies are more boring than anything!

There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.

Constance

They're my warm up act. It doesn't matter if they can sing. They have two heads.

Elsa

Dandy: Snails. [sighs] How boring.
Maid: That's what you ordered. Escargot. Like you had in Paris.
Gloria: Dar went to a lot of trouble. Don't you make a sour fact.
Maid: That boy's workin' my last nerve.

Well I'll be damned, if it ain't old Honest Abe herself. Ethel you look good. How's your old soup catcher? I would have expected to see some gray in it by now. Are you dyin' it? You can tell me.

Dell

Violet: Gross!
Tate: You're right, it is. You mutilating yourself.
Violet: You do it.
Tate: Not any more. Promise me you'll never cut yourself again.
Violet: I promise.

I am so proud of you, Addy. I admire you so for what you were able to overcome. And I think you were beautiful. Addy, I think you were the most beautiful girl I ever met.

Constance
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American Horror Story Quotes

Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!

Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!

Else
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