American Horror Story "Open House" Quotes
Constance: Is he dead yet?
Larry: Not quite yet.
Constance: Well make sure he's off the property before he expires. I wouldn't care to encounter his carcass ever again.
• Rating: Unrated
Constance: There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joe: There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tour Guide: The Montgomery murder-suicide was only the first of many to occur behind these bloody walls.
Marcy: Let's not put that on the listing.
• Rating: Unrated
Marcy: I'm so glad you brought me on this tour, Vivien. It's given me hope.
Vivien: How?
Marcy: No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find somebody out there to buy the house.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: I need that house. I NEED IT. It's the only place I have a chance of being happy. With HER.
• Rating: Unrated
Moira: Believe me, Mr. Joe, I'm not like any household help you've known. You'll never want to leave this house.
• Rating: Unrated
Tate: Ever since you got here, this is the better place.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Violet: Gross!
Tate: You're right, it is. You mutilating yourself.
Violet: You do it.
Tate: Not any more. Promise me you'll never cut yourself again.
Violet: I promise.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9