American Horror Story

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Constance: Is he dead yet?
Larry: Not quite yet.
Constance: Well make sure he's off the property before he expires. I wouldn't care to encounter his carcass ever again.

There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.


There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.


Tour Guide: The Montgomery murder-suicide was only the first of many to occur behind these bloody walls.
Marcy: Let's not put that on the listing.

Marcy: I'm so glad you brought me on this tour, Vivien. It's given me hope.
Vivien: How?
Marcy: No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find somebody out there to buy the house.

I need that house. I NEED IT. It's the only place I have a chance of being happy. With HER.


Believe me, Mr. Joe, I'm not like any household help you've known. You'll never want to leave this house.


Ever since you got here, this is the better place.


Violet: Gross!
Tate: You're right, it is. You mutilating yourself.
Violet: You do it.
Tate: Not any more. Promise me you'll never cut yourself again.
Violet: I promise.

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