I’m really sorry he scared you. You have my word, you’re safe here.

Chief Burleson

• Permalink: I’m really sorry he scared you. You have my word, you’re safe here.
• Added: August 26, 2021

Get out of this town! They’re gonna munch on your balls!

Karen

• Permalink: Get out of this town! They’re gonna munch on your balls!
• Added: August 26, 2021

KarenL Get the f–k out of here, f–ker!

• Permalink: KarenL Get the f–k out of here, f–ker!
• Added: August 26, 2021

It looks haunted.

Alma

• Permalink: It looks haunted.
• Added: August 26, 2021

It’s weird how it’s more sad when a cat gets run over than when a raccoon does.

Alma

• Permalink: It’s weird how it’s more sad when a cat gets run over than when a raccoon does.
• Added: August 26, 2021

Leave him alone, he deserves a happy ending.

Lavinia

• Permalink: Leave him alone, he deserves a happy ending.
• Added: November 14, 2019

I needed to believe that a normal life was possible after Camp Redwood, a glimmer of hope after all that darkness. Your dad was that for me.

Brooke

• Permalink: I needed to believe that a normal life was possible after Camp Redwood, a glimmer of hope...
• Added: November 14, 2019

Thanks for nothing, f–kface!

Margaret

• Permalink: Thanks for nothing, f–kface!
• Added: November 14, 2019

He came here to do good, but dark forces took him away.

Montana

• Permalink: He came here to do good, but dark forces took him away.
• Added: November 14, 2019

Everyone you see here is likely to kill you.

Montana

• Permalink: Everyone you see here is likely to kill you.
• Added: November 14, 2019

They're dead, Courtney. Kajagugu is dead.

Margaret

• Permalink: They're dead, Courtney. Kajagugu is dead.
• Added: November 06, 2019

Benjamin: I'm going to end you in this place.
Richard: Bring it on, Key Man.

• Permalink: Bring it on, Key Man.
• Added: November 06, 2019