American Horror Story

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX
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Either crown me or kiss my ass.


She lost fair and square.


Careful girls, it's not a game.


We really don't need a man to protect us.


I can't bring someone back once they're gator shit.


When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me a little calico cat....


I don't really know anything about love if I was going to be honest.


A dog returns to his vomit.


You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying.


Here's my other offer. You can all just die.


Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.
Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.
Myrtle: You can't talk to me like that. I'm your elder.
Madison: Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drag this Coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.

I think I'm gonna like it here.

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American Horror Story Quotes

Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!


Your silence is utterly provocative, but you'll have to earn your keep, Clown.

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