American Horror Story

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX
American horror story

When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me a little calico cat....


I don't really know anything about love if I was going to be honest.


A dog returns to his vomit.


You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying.


Here's my other offer. You can all just die.


Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.
Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.
Myrtle: You can't talk to me like that. I'm your elder.
Madison: Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drag this Coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.

I think I'm gonna like it here.


Kyle: I love you.
Zoe: I love you too.

Are you deaf? I'm the next Supreme. I brought myself back.


I'm starting to look less Samantha and more Endora every day.


War is coming and you're gonna lose.


Madame LaLaurie: No. You don't know this woman. What you do to me?
Queenie: Yes, I do. That's the reason I brought you here, you dumb bitch.v

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American Horror Story Quotes

Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!

Your silence is utterly provocative, but you'll have to earn your keep, Clown.

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