Happy Halloween, bitch.

Brock

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• Added: September 26, 2018

Defile me any way you want. But a warning, I have a very short tongue and a sensitive gag reflex.

Coco

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• Added: September 26, 2018

Mallory, why are you molesting my lubes?

Coco

• Permalink: Mallory, why are you molesting my lubes?
• Added: September 26, 2018

What's my purpose?

Miriam

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• Added: September 26, 2018

I'm gay, but I fucked a girl in high school. And I finished, and she did too, I think. It's hard to tell with girls.

Mr. Gallant

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• Added: September 19, 2018

You were 52 when Elvis took his last shit.

Coco

• Permalink: You were 52 when Elvis took his last shit.
• Added: September 19, 2018

I paid my way in here, and that is the only cooperating that I plan on doing.

Coco

• Permalink: I paid my way in here and that is the only cooperating that I plan on doing.
• Added: September 19, 2018

Humanity is on the brink of failure.

Michael

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• Added: September 19, 2018

Wait, a pigeon? Can we eat it?!

Coco

• Permalink: Wait, a pigeon? Can we eat it?!
• Added: September 12, 2018

There's no excuse for tardiness when there's nothing else to do.

Ms. Venable

• Permalink: There's no excuse for tardiness when there's nothing else to do.
• Added: September 12, 2018

Welcome to Outpost Three.

Wilhemina

• Permalink: Welcome to Outpost Three.
• Added: September 12, 2018

I don't know how to work a dishwasher or open a door.

Coco

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• Added: September 12, 2018