You know what I can't wait for? To hunt Kendall Jenner. Bitch blew me off once at Coachella. Can I kill her?

Tristan

[to John] There's a part of you that wants to get lost, am I right? Climb that ladder.

Sally

Our children are at risk from so much in this world, and we can never protect them from all of it. But when there's something we can do to make them just a little bit safer, we do it.

Alex

[to the Countess] Come on. Let's stay in. We can binge watch House of Cards!

Donovan

I can see the pain in your eyes. Very familiar. You've lost something and now you're frozen in time. Can't go forward. Can't go back.

Liz

Loughlin: People aren't supposed to live in hotels.
Elizabeth: Well, maybe this place is special.

Mess is always forgiven - the first time.

Elizabeth

Iris: Nobody tells me shit. I've never met the owner.
Marcy: Well, you have now deary. This is the new owner, Will Drake.

Iris: You get the hell out of here. You don't give a shit about those girls.
Sally: And you do?

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, but I'm not leaving until you get all your vitamins and minerals.

Iris

You pollute your bodies, you dumb Swedish meatballs.

Iris

Woof, you're a sight for sore eyes, Mr. Police Officer.

Iris

American Horror Story Season 5 Quotes

I can see the pain in your eyes. Very familiar. You've lost something and now you're frozen in time. Can't go forward. Can't go back.

Liz

Woof, you're a sight for sore eyes, Mr. Police Officer.

Iris