Archer
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Archer: Where's Lana?
Krieger: I'm not even 100% sure where I am right now. (gets shot with a tranquilizer for the 3rd time by Archer)
Archer: (to tranquilizer gun) You are my new favorite thing
Pam: But wait, why are you telling me about your plan not to make Lana jealous.
Archer: Because I- oh my god, Pam, I think you might be my best friend
Pam: You're my best friend! (hugs him)
Archer: But what about Cheryl?
Pam: You're my second best friend!
Just the Tip!
I know you better sit your ass down before I jam an Easy Spirit up it.
Pam
Pam: Cyril, you can lie to yourself...
Ray: Obviously, look at your sweater.
Pam: No! The solution to every problem isn't throwing freakin' acid on it.
Krieger: Unless the problem is a solution with an overly alkaline pH balance.
The child is sent to Bhutan, where for the next 20 years she's raised and trained as an assassin with Ra's al Ghul before returning to destroy those who once betrayed her.
Carol
I wouldn't even pay $2000 to get myself laid.
Ray
If I wanted to hear you people scream, I'd have you flown to a CIA black site in Morocco and listen to your torture session on speakerphone!
Malory
Mallory: You do realize this is a CIA agency?
Cyril: Ostensibly.
Kreiger: What is wrong with you people?
Pam: Ray's missing a hand!
Keep it up, Stumplestiltskin!
Pam
