Archer Season 5 Episode 6: "Archer Vice: Baby Shower" Quotes
Lana: It's from a song?
Archer: Yes it's from a song! Recorded by Grammy winner and possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny goddamn Loggins!
You're important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's storage unit...because I own him!
Malory: So this whole thing was just a sham?
Krieger: Well, if by sham you mean...sham...
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Kenny Loggins: You think K-Log needs to pay for sex, do ya?
Archer: No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.
I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!Kenny Loggins
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WIC! It's like welfare but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat but I think they give you a birth cheese.Malory
Cyril: If you finish that sentence, I'm going to rub cocaine in your eyes till you are blind.
Ray: Goddamn, Shawshank!
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I don't know about you, but I"m gonna be pretty upset if I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins.
Jim Messina is a genius and without him? No Poco.
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Archer: There's no way a superstar like Kenny Loggins is going to be registered under his own name.
Pam: Yeah ha ha....it's not like he's Messina.
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Cyril: So...why are we in our underwear?
Krieger: Meh...don't worry about it.
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Archer: Danger zone!! No no no, wait...This is it!
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