Archer Season 2 Episode 13: "Double Trouble" Quotes
You know there is probably something I should learn from this but I... AWWW SHIT MY RUG!Sterling Archer
Archer: Why the hell are you crying?
Krieger: That was my van.
One for three off the roof, bitch!Barry
Barry: Besides sodomizing my ex-fiancee...
Archer: Only by the strictest legal definition.
If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.Archer
Lana: Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause.
Malory: All ashore from the S.S. Date Rape.
Ray: Toot, Toot!
Does Canada even have a spy agency?Archer
Do you like to travel? Because if you don't find that bag, I will empty the entire contents of your body and use your leathery skin as a replacement.Archer
On your knees, hands behind your head, and toss out that weapon! But not in that order.Lana
Archer: You swallowed a pool ball?
Pam: I wish just one and I still got two to go.
Archer: I don't need a doctor, Katya doesn't have VD!
Malory: You haven't had sex with her?