Archer

Archer "Double Trouble" Quotes

Sterling Archer: You know there is probably something I should learn from this but I... AWWW SHIT MY RUG!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Archer: Why the hell are you crying?
Krieger: That was my van.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barry: One for three off the roof, bitch!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Barry: Besides sodomizing my ex-fiancee...
Archer: Only by the strictest legal definition.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Archer: If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lana: Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause.
Malory: All ashore from the S.S. Date Rape.
Ray: Toot, Toot!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Archer: Does Canada even have a spy agency?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Do you like to travel? Because if you don't find that bag, I will empty the entire contents of your body and use your leathery skin as a replacement.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lana: On your knees, hands behind your head, and toss out that weapon! But not in that order.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: You swallowed a pool ball?
Pam: I wish just one and I still got two to go.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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