Mondays 10:00 PM on FX

Archer: You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren't my mother.
Malory: Me too.

Woodhouse: I'm afraid the lemur got into the pudding cups.
Archer: Yeah, like I told you he would, you idiot.

Malory: Jesus, God, Sterling... School girls?!
Archer: Those are just costumes.
Malory: And I suppose that makes it better?
Archer: Doesn't it?

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