Archer "Lo Scandalo" Quotes
Archer: Your version didn't have coveralls.
• Rating: Unrated
Archer: He was chasing you all rapey. Fortunately, he's italian so that shouldn't be too hard to sell.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Krieger: I needed help disseminating him.
Cheryl: Eww!
Pam: Not what it means.
Lana: Still pretty gross though.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cyril: Every single time we come here we have to help you get rid of a dead body.
Malory: Well you've only been here twice.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lana: Someone is trying to frame Malory for assassinating the prime minister of Italy.
Cheryl: Ooh I bet it's that wicked king.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Archer: You have a potato?
Malory: What is this? Christmas?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Krieger: Coffee just like I like my women: black, bitter and preferably fair trade.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Malory: So once again you're left with the class Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
• Rating: 3.9 / 5.0
Archer: I bet i wont even be able to eat spaghetti and meatballs ever again. Oh god, I could eat. Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs. I mean I really like spaghetti and meatballs. Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs I might literally die.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Archer: Unless it was the creepy old people bondage sex police, why would anyone break in here and shoot him?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
