Archer "Mole Hunt" Quotes
Krenshaw: Jesus, Archer, you think this is a game?
Archer: No, I think Jenga's a game.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Malory: Do you want Ants? Because that is how you get ants!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Malory: Oh please, Pam's as full of crap as she is of carbohydrates.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Archer: Com 'on twenty two black. Twenty two black. Twenty two... BLACK, ASS SON OF A BITCH! Uh..heh.. not you giant African man. I'm sorry, can I offer you a drink? How about this expensive prostitute?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Archer: Hey, wanna smell something?
Receptionist: Swear to god Mr. Archer, I have H. R. on speed dial.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Archer: Stop. Shut up. I have to go, and If I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll... rub sand in your dead little eyes.
Woodhouse: Very good, Sir.
Archer: I also need you to go buy sand.
Woodhouse: Yes, Sir.
Archer: I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Malory: Agent Performance: unsatisfactory.
Archer: Aw, com 'on. At worst that was "needs improvement."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?
• Rating: Unrated
Archer: It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9
