I couldn't hear you over the sound of this gigantic freakin' tank!

Cyril

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Calderon: I was bluffing the whole time, I'm totally out of bullets!
Archer: My bad guys, that's on me.

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Archer: How dirty do you think my junk is?!
Malory: As dirty as if it was made of dirt and then got dropped in some different dirt and then Pigpen came along and kicked it around with his dirty shoes.

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When we get home, first thing, we are bingewatching SchoolHouse Rock.

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Archer: Wait - is that an extremely ill-phrased analogy about my penis?
Lana: Yes, Archer, it is, because everything, everywhere, everywhen is about the paragon of adequacy that is your dick.

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Archer: Please don't slash the painting, it's...priceless!
Lana: But worthless if you damage it. But even though it's very delicate, it can withstand a surprising amount of shit.

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Well, one's thing for sure. If I had to do it over, I'd be a dictator.

Cyril

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(imitating Malory) Cyril, shut up and find the vehicle..meh-heh-heh...I'm a hateful shrew.

Cyril

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Kreiger clones: All will be revealed...in time.
Kreiger: And if there's one thing I love more than triumph, it's annoying vagueness.

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Krieger: I think it's some unholy adolescent human amphibian hybrid creature.
Kreiger clones: Yes.
Krieger: I'm home! I'm finally home!

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Malory: Ray, find Cherlene. No matter what happens, we can't leave without her.
Lana: She said, suddenly oddly maternal.

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Pam: Now I feel like an asshole.
Malory: When do you not?
Pam: Almost always. I really like me!

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