Archer "Pipeline Fever" Quotes (Page 2)
Archer [to airboat owner]: I've waited my entire life to say this exact phrase, "I'm commandeering this airboat!"
Lana: Sorry, it really is an emergency.
Archer: Of an awesome and ass-kicking nature!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lana: He's attacked nuclear power plants, hydroelectric dams, and whaling ships.
Archer: Whaling ships? What he's got something against clean burning lamp oil?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Archer: His name's Gandalf and he's not a hippie?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Flight Attendant: Sir, can you please find your seat?
Archer: Uh yeah, it's right there. Can you go find some more hurricanes for me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 14