Archer

Archer "Placebo Effect" Quotes (Page 2)

Archer: I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss the Zima.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Archer: As you can see I have wine coolers on my feet because my toe nails are popping off like pogs.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Archer: Do I look like I need bald guy cream?. Mikey, I can barely get a comb through this. It's so thick my barber charges me double.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Archer: Hmm. C**k flavored spit? Well you never know what's gonna be on the board! Let me see cock-flavored spit!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hostage: Do you have any have any idea who our boss is?
Archer: Nope, but 100 people surveyed. Number one answer's on the board. Name the douchebag who's in charge.
Hostage: Vincent van Gogh f**k yourself.
Archer: Hmm? Vincent van Gogh f**k myself? Survey says?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Plus I can only assume a Brazilian mafia would be about a gazillion times hotter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war.
Krieger: Dogs of wars.
Archer: Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Archer: I've been treating my cancer with sugar pills!?
Krieger: You didn't think it was weird your chemo drugs were chewable?
Archer: Little kids get cancer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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