Cyril: I only have two eyes and they were looking for hunters.
Lana: Why, is it pumpkin season?
Cyril: Is that a thing?

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Wait, does Vermont have liquor stores? It has to. It sucks there.

Sterling

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Predator only hunts in tropical jungles.

Archer

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Bros before apparent threats to national security.

Sterling

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I will hire Kenny Loggins to play an acoustic sense while I slap some sense into you.

Sterling

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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and murders a bunch of its fellow ducks...

Lana

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Clean the secretly gay for Lucas Troy out of your ears.

Cheryl

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Maybe I would if I had a peer in this whole building.

Malory

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Maybe you can shut your dick holster.

Pam

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First of all, it's Dr. I'll Solve Your Ant Problem.

Krieger

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