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Baby, what is she saying? Baby? Baby? BABYYYY?

Sterling Archer, I'd like you to meet your daughter, Abigene.


We all enjoyed this break from him, but Cyril, if you tell him I said this I'll break your freakin' arms, but it's, ugh, Archer Time.


Thank you, George Borewell, for that clunky analogy in defence of totalitarianism.

Calderon: My father fought the rebels, and his father fought the rebels!
Cherlene: So, like a family business.
Archer: That manufactures oppression.

I facetiously beg milady's pardon.

Start counting backwards from a million years and when you get to zero, that still won't happen.


Cyril's just the Vader to your Palpatine.


Lana: Oh my God, that's a coca-leaf smoothie.
Cherlee: And they're gross - it basically tastes like a fart of itself.

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