Archer

Archer Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 7: "Live and Let Dine"

Lana: Why is there a camera?
Lance: I assume because this restaurant can't hold 3 million viewers
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 6: "Once Bitten"

Archer: Who am I. Lewis and/or Clark?
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: I bet $300 seems pretty cheap for a map right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: Are you constantly aware you have regular leg bones?
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: Are you s**tting me? Bionic legs and you lifted with your back?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Obviously it's not heaven because Janis Joplin isn't giving me a rim job.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Malory: It's like if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance.
Pam: Is that a compliment?
Malory: I don't see how it possibly could be.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 5: "Vicious Coupling"

Sterling: Sorry, that's just a sympathy boner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sterling: If you don't want to see two robots smashing each other with cop cars and s**t as they fight each other through the streets of Manhattan...
Krieger: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 4: "Midnight Ron"

Archer: Shorty over there has a club with lumps on it. Kicking it old school Bedrock style.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Who the hell is going to sneak in from Canada?
Archer: Arctic wolves?
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: One of carbon's many oxides.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Malory: My third biggest fear. He brings home a whore and says "we're married." Oh and the whore has bangs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: Read a book between bi-annual suit case robbings.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 3: "Legs"

Archer: How many times do I have to apologize?
Cheryl: Just once would be nice.
Archer: Uh, no.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sterling: I have an El Camino.
Ron: Oh so you're all set. That will hold way more hispanics and lawn mowers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: I don't think he's even on this floor, but idiot Bret still managed to get shot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Should I wash my hands?
Kriger: Eh, I didn't.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lana: The last time she was in the field they were still using muskets.
 • Rating: Unrated

Krieger: Do you ever want to walk again?
Gillette: No, because this way I never have to buy new shoes.
Krieger: Yeah, but is that worth it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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